Ten Stupid Ideas Men have about Women

When it comes to the ill mind of men, ideas and perceptions of women are as crazy and fantastical as the can get. Girls, here is an insight of the ideas guys have about you. And guys get these stupid ideas out of your Head!

10. Every woman moans like a porn star in bed.

According to a study at the University of Central Lancashire, a poll showed that 66 percent of women said that they moaned to speed up their partner's climax, and 87 percent stated that they vocalized during sex to boost their male partner's self-esteem.Conclusion: Many women (subconsciously?) moan for their man's sake, not a reflection of their sexual pleasure or satisfaction. Dang, ladies need to go back to the drawing board on this one.

9. If women are “angry” it’s because they have their periods.

Don't be stupid, while hormonal changes associated with the female’s menstrual cycle can have physical and psychological effects on women such as cramps and a grumpy mood (PMS).  Just because she’s angry doesn’t mean she is having her period, chances are she’s pissed off by something totally unrelated.  

8. All women are amazing cooks and know a million delicious recipes.

Due to the obvious progression from traditional gender roles it may not come as a surprise but Only 51 per cent of women under age 30 can cook a roast compared with 82 per cent of baby boomers.

7. Every woman enjoys eating a healthy salad for lunch.

While there seems to be a trend facilitated by pop culture to adopt various styles of healthy vegan diet, chances are she’s actually a big Mac eating machine like you.

6. All women keep their room nice and clean.

You have no idea, especially if she’s a teenager, messy rooms is by no means a practice unique to men.

5.  If she is quiet and shy she’s a virgin.

While shyness does gives of an aura of innocence, not judging a book by its cover is the golden rule for not having stupid ideas.

4. Women don’t watch porn or masturbate regularly.

Women are way into porn more than you think,  while statistically not as much as men; and more women are into masturbation way more that you think while statistically not as much as men.

3. Women like abusive men.

While this idea is stupid! unfortunately often comes across as true! We have all seen it; if a man is good and kind to the woman she doesn't want him. If he's a worthless jerk she falls head over heels! But don’t get it twisted abuse is wrong and most woman wont stand for it, so be the good and kind dude, there is a lovely woman out there for you.

2. If she wears glasses, she is silently a freak.

Glasses, one of the more classical male fetishes, but don’t define her by your own perverted ideas. Chances are she’s only myopic.

1. If she smiles at me, she wants the D

These two things only correlate in the minds of men. Funny thing, she might wasn’t even smiling at you, and it’s all in your head.